Samantha Lynne Goudie did learned her lesson after a breathalyzer test registered her blood alcohol content at .341.
The drunken co-ed live-tweeted her arrest with surprising coherence after a football game between Northern Illinois and Iowa.
Goudie, 22, of Iowa City, jumped a stadium barrier and tried to run onto the field. Police officers arrested and charged her with public intoxication, giving her a breathalyzer test in jail. Amazingly, the young co-ed registered a blood alcohol content level of .341 — more than four times the .08 BAC drunk driving limit.
Goudie, has been tweeting nonstop since the arrest, starting with "Just went to jail #yolo" and "Blew a .341 in jail."
Her Twitter followers blew up from 2,000 to more than 13,000, and she has been re-tweeting supportive messages from her new fans, including Labor Day-appropriate tweets about her status as an American hero.
Her Twitter followers have gone to extreme levels to glorify her dangerous drinking habits, even proposing marriage.
Rather than exalting her exploits, perhaps her friends and followers should recommend she read NCADD's pamphlet titled "Drinking Too Much Too Fast Can Kill You" .
Or, perhaps they should read about the dangers of being underage and college drinking by clicking here.